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Break Down
-SURPRISE SURPRISE BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT IS HIGH.
-So drunk.
-Also in a lab with a bunch of four eyed black cats.
-Walking around and talking to Jane on her phone.
-Crocker.
-Rolal is one of my nicknames? =O
-Jane would totes like to be paged.
-Because Jake is a page.
-....I may in fact deliberately misspell words on person.
-As in I do.
-But wonk is legit word to use.
-And some typos are legit.
-Words are hard.
-Also may have made a boobytrap and blown up Jane's room.
-Whoops.
-Does feel pretty awful about that. ):
-~ath means something.
-JC and JE together is both cute as fuck and also hot as shit.
-Ships her friends all day everyday.
-But yeah Jane needs help for the hook up.
-Yeah, decided to play the Game by this point, but Jane REALLY wants to play.
-Trying to tell Jane she might miss her chance to confess though!
-....Jane, omg, have you not picked up Dirk has no interest in girls, poor sweet baby.
-May have stung a bit when Jane mentioned Dirk making a move on her though. ):
-Oh.
-Oh Jane.
-You sweet, innocent thing.
-Just because Jake is fond of movie ladies does not mean he's ONLY interested in the ladies.
-Mythical sea monsters are SO GAY.
-I have an EXCELLENT gaydar.
-But Jake is a hard kid to read. =/
-Also he is fine as hell.
-But yeah.
-There is a chance if Dirk confesses, Jake will go for it.
-Jane likes Fedoras?
-TEH ENGLISH SPEEPSTAKES
-She can't take a side in this conflict because Jane and Dirk are both her friends.
-But at least she can tell Jane what the stakes ARE.
-Also Dirk apparently has a horse thing?
-JANE IS THE MOST TIGHT OF TIGHTEST TIGHTASSES!!!!
-But no, girl, need to confess.
-Yes, I will lay off if you do a thing.
-Besides you will be making out hardcore that I couldn't anyway. ;3
-Yes, good, do the thing.
-Don't underestimate Strider wiles.
-Or Jake open mindedness and love of adventure.
-YOU BETTER CONFESS OR I WILL ENTER THE GAME TO FUCK UR SHIT UP.
-Because I'm a good friend like that.
-LOLLIES OUTIE
-Because I still gotta do this thing with my cat.
Meaning
Jane's last name is Crocker. Knew that, but just realized that after revelation. Betty Crocker is evil incarnate. THERE IS.
SOMETHING HERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THIS SOMETHING OR WHAT IT MEANS OR UGH UGH.
Also telling Jane to CONFESS TO JAKE, which she will fuck up, and Jake is totally open minded and WOW, no one wins.
Jane is a tightass, likes fedoras, and Dirk likes horses.
But mostly just nice little chat with Jane and my shipping and apparently how I have an excellent gayday despite knowing so few, but hey, WASN'T WRONG, so maybe legit.
But yeah, knew most of this stuff already.
Nickname: Rolal. Why lal?
....did I fucking typo my name.
WHICH IS THE TYPO.
Still, rolal, important nickname. '^'
Here
Break Down
-SURPRISE SURPRISE BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT IS HIGH.
-So drunk.
-Also in a lab with a bunch of four eyed black cats.
-Walking around and talking to Jane on her phone.
-Crocker.
-Rolal is one of my nicknames? =O
-Jane would totes like to be paged.
-Because Jake is a page.
-....I may in fact deliberately misspell words on person.
-As in I do.
-But wonk is legit word to use.
-And some typos are legit.
-Words are hard.
-Also may have made a boobytrap and blown up Jane's room.
-Whoops.
-Does feel pretty awful about that. ):
-~ath means something.
-JC and JE together is both cute as fuck and also hot as shit.
-Ships her friends all day everyday.
-But yeah Jane needs help for the hook up.
-Yeah, decided to play the Game by this point, but Jane REALLY wants to play.
-Trying to tell Jane she might miss her chance to confess though!
-....Jane, omg, have you not picked up Dirk has no interest in girls, poor sweet baby.
-May have stung a bit when Jane mentioned Dirk making a move on her though. ):
-Oh.
-Oh Jane.
-You sweet, innocent thing.
-Just because Jake is fond of movie ladies does not mean he's ONLY interested in the ladies.
-Mythical sea monsters are SO GAY.
-I have an EXCELLENT gaydar.
-But Jake is a hard kid to read. =/
-Also he is fine as hell.
-But yeah.
-There is a chance if Dirk confesses, Jake will go for it.
-Jane likes Fedoras?
-TEH ENGLISH SPEEPSTAKES
-She can't take a side in this conflict because Jane and Dirk are both her friends.
-But at least she can tell Jane what the stakes ARE.
-Also Dirk apparently has a horse thing?
-JANE IS THE MOST TIGHT OF TIGHTEST TIGHTASSES!!!!
-But no, girl, need to confess.
-Yes, I will lay off if you do a thing.
-Besides you will be making out hardcore that I couldn't anyway. ;3
-Yes, good, do the thing.
-Don't underestimate Strider wiles.
-Or Jake open mindedness and love of adventure.
-YOU BETTER CONFESS OR I WILL ENTER THE GAME TO FUCK UR SHIT UP.
-Because I'm a good friend like that.
-LOLLIES OUTIE
-Because I still gotta do this thing with my cat.
Meaning
Jane's last name is Crocker. Knew that, but just realized that after revelation. Betty Crocker is evil incarnate. THERE IS.
SOMETHING HERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THIS SOMETHING OR WHAT IT MEANS OR UGH UGH.
Also telling Jane to CONFESS TO JAKE, which she will fuck up, and Jake is totally open minded and WOW, no one wins.
Jane is a tightass, likes fedoras, and Dirk likes horses.
But mostly just nice little chat with Jane and my shipping and apparently how I have an excellent gayday despite knowing so few, but hey, WASN'T WRONG, so maybe legit.
But yeah, knew most of this stuff already.
Nickname: Rolal. Why lal?
....did I fucking typo my name.
WHICH IS THE TYPO.
Still, rolal, important nickname. '^'