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thevoidsdarkhorseNeutral Neutral: Jump in and the place between the windows.
From here to here.
Break Down
-Just did a thing with this weird glyph.
-Who knows what.
-The cats have all scampered off, save for GCat.
-GCat, did you do a thing?
-No, wait, the cats are just hiding, scared off.
-Oh wait, clacking noise is getting CLOSER.
-....
-Calm, cool, reaching mentally for her gun.
-Whips around, weapon up, HOSTILE BODY LANGUAGE ALL OVER, DON'T TEMPT ME.
-Even if drunk.
-A bunch of Carapacians.
-So many this time...well, food has been getting less.
-Fuck, can't shoot them, they're just hungry.
-They're probably hunting the cats. ):
-Don't think about it.
-....soooo
-Wanna help out, GCat?
-Don't want to be eaten today.
-...goddamnit, GCat.
-Just teleported off.
-TIME TO RUN.
-Dodge, weave, OUT OF THE CROWD, who pursue, and jumping through the window.
-OFF INTO THE VOID AND SAFETY.
-Wait
-Wait, SHIT
-Where did my exit window go????
-Hits the ground.
-Oh
-Oh shit
-She's never STOPPED here before.
-Is Greatly Concerned, even if she's also hella curious, and kind of liking being here?
-Wait, it's changing.
-The world is less darkness and becoming a landscape.
-Weird.
-And now she feels like she's being watched.
-Again.
-She pulls out her gun, ready for confrontation, but...no one is around?
-But she was sure she was being watc-
-ERK!
-SOMEONE TRYING TO CHOKE ME, SONUVABITCH!
Meaning
Okay, Roxy knows THAT is the void and that was PROBABLY a dream bubble. She knows baout hre Neighbors already.
GCat, however, is new and kind of an asshole even for a cat, but she likes him anyway. But that is surprisingly a new question for her. What's with him being there???
Also fuck whoever jumped her!!! She knows she gets out fine, but really? Jeeze.
Trivial Negative: posers be frontin hard up on my roguey turf
Here
Break Down
-Hello on fire, red doodles from the sky Neighborhood.
-And killer hangover.
-Oh, messages.
-Jane is messing around in my house with the game.
-Seeing my gourd horde and wizards everywhere.
-Welp.
-Also Shades wants attention from my running.
-Aww, he's worried.
-No, I am not more drunk.
-I'm trying to gather up more chess people.
-They always seem so confused and I can't leave them to die.
-Luckily Shades accounted for my heroics.
-He needs me to get back quickly though.
-Not sure if there are any REAL calculations.
-Jane and Jake are moving in onto my roguey turf.
-As in they went rogue, but the Striders got it.
-Competent, fully cooperative player drunk girl, right here.
-Shades may be taking a shot...
-Nah, I'm good!
-...unfortunately, yes, I am too sober for this.
Meaning
Shades!!!! Been a while.
Awwww, he's worried. And maybe passive aggressive, unsure. Also we had some trouble entering the game, I guess?
But it worked out! We're good!!!!
Significant Negative: History Lesson
Referenced here
So this is Roxy, about ten, talking with Dirk online over several weeks as they finally figure out how to really Google dig for important info on What Happened. There's...there's several pages and it's a while story, so bullet points.
Break Down
-Her Imperious Condescension/The Condesce/Batterwitch/Baroness is also the CEO of Crocker Corp, a baking/tech company.
-This was known, and not a surprise.
-Also not a surprise that this is the same Crockercrop that Jane is heiress to, but they know she doesn't realize it.
-She came around some time early 19th century and married a Colonel Sassacre and adopted two children.
-They believe one was Jade English, Jake's grandmother.
-So Jane is like...maybe related to Jake? With adoption?
-This is hard to confirm.
-Anyway, Crockercorp slowly takes over the corporate scene.
-Condesce only reveals herself on November 11, 2011.
-By then, it was too late.
-There were rebel forces that tried though.
-Jade English had a rival company and took the name of English, someone who the Batterwitch feared, just to stick it to her.
-Dave Strider, Dirk's Bro, made shitty movies and merch and basically did everything he could to mock her.
-Rose Lalonde wrote her books which had subtle hints of what was to happen in hindsight.
-John Crocker may or may not have been a comedian just in a fit of rebellion of the normal child variety, or because fuck global take over.
-Anyway, the efforts didn't work.
-Also there was ton of brainwashing things in Crocker stuff. The tech, the food, E V E R Y T H I N G to make people more pliant.
-Guy Fieri was a plant, got himself onto the Supreme Court, then became the Chaplain of Interstellar war. Is considered the third Antichrist.
-Media became as serious as politics and the Condesce used it.
-2024 is the last election of the free world.
-Insane Clown Posse was elected as dual presidents.
-George Washington may have had prophetic dreams, but everyone thought he was on drugs when he talked about adding stuff to not elect bard like fellows.
-The juggalo party happened at some point.
-Also fuck Faygo.
-Dave and Rose have enough.
-Dave cuts down ICP on top of the white house and flies off on a shitty skateboard.
-Rose kills Guy Fieri at Niagara Falls and rides his body down the blood falls.
-They disappear officially, but rumors say they went to confront the Condesce. This did not go well.
-Things get worse.
-The Condesce bans reproduction and instead forces people to donate genetic material to drones to keep up the population.
-Kids are spawned and cloned and experimented on.
-She tries to change their blood color. It was a horrifically bad idea and many died.
-She tried to give human children to lusus monsters from her world, who ate the human children.
-She makes robot ones to raise the kids instead.
-She tries to use a lot of bio things for a while that just kills more humans, so she replaces with robotic ones.
-So much tyrannical ruling.
-People die in droves because she takes out her frustrations on them.
-Eventually the world floods completely and all the humans die off.
-Carapacian Colonnies are made and the aliens moved here. They are more obedient.
-And this happened because, in theory, something happened on her homeworld.
-Callie fills in a few holes.
-The Condesce race is called trolls, her planet is Alternia. It's vague at this point, but trolls DID have a lot of symbiosis going on.
-But Callie doesn't say what happened on homeworld.
-They theorize that the Condesce 'pet' might have something to do with it.
-It SOUNDS like an elder god.
-Everytime the Condesce tries to clone her own people on Earth, the thing slaughters them psychically.
-There are many creatures from her homeworld that she brought on an ark, so something probably wiped them out.
-She's the only troll left.
-She also has a CRAZY AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT POWERS.
Meaning
WELP.
That's certainly some shit that happened. ):
None of it is truly a surprise for Roxy, it just gives her details of the big picture she had mostly figured out.
Special Skill: Appearification
Suddenly a strangely intuitive understanding of Importance Of Objects In Their Continued Timeline, space, and time. It's teleporting objects that would no longer cause a paradox. It's...it's weird. Sometimes it let's Roxy key into objects that are important, but it's a gut feeling more than a true awareness. She just knows she can't really take that thing. Also kind of useless in Kyriakos because unstable.
From here to here.
Break Down
-Just did a thing with this weird glyph.
-Who knows what.
-The cats have all scampered off, save for GCat.
-GCat, did you do a thing?
-No, wait, the cats are just hiding, scared off.
-Oh wait, clacking noise is getting CLOSER.
-....
-Calm, cool, reaching mentally for her gun.
-Whips around, weapon up, HOSTILE BODY LANGUAGE ALL OVER, DON'T TEMPT ME.
-Even if drunk.
-A bunch of Carapacians.
-So many this time...well, food has been getting less.
-Fuck, can't shoot them, they're just hungry.
-They're probably hunting the cats. ):
-Don't think about it.
-....soooo
-Wanna help out, GCat?
-Don't want to be eaten today.
-...goddamnit, GCat.
-Just teleported off.
-TIME TO RUN.
-Dodge, weave, OUT OF THE CROWD, who pursue, and jumping through the window.
-OFF INTO THE VOID AND SAFETY.
-Wait
-Wait, SHIT
-Where did my exit window go????
-Hits the ground.
-Oh
-Oh shit
-She's never STOPPED here before.
-Is Greatly Concerned, even if she's also hella curious, and kind of liking being here?
-Wait, it's changing.
-The world is less darkness and becoming a landscape.
-Weird.
-And now she feels like she's being watched.
-Again.
-She pulls out her gun, ready for confrontation, but...no one is around?
-But she was sure she was being watc-
-ERK!
-SOMEONE TRYING TO CHOKE ME, SONUVABITCH!
Meaning
Okay, Roxy knows THAT is the void and that was PROBABLY a dream bubble. She knows baout hre Neighbors already.
GCat, however, is new and kind of an asshole even for a cat, but she likes him anyway. But that is surprisingly a new question for her. What's with him being there???
Also fuck whoever jumped her!!! She knows she gets out fine, but really? Jeeze.
Trivial Negative: posers be frontin hard up on my roguey turf
Here
Break Down
-Hello on fire, red doodles from the sky Neighborhood.
-And killer hangover.
-Oh, messages.
-Jane is messing around in my house with the game.
-Seeing my gourd horde and wizards everywhere.
-Welp.
-Also Shades wants attention from my running.
-Aww, he's worried.
-No, I am not more drunk.
-I'm trying to gather up more chess people.
-They always seem so confused and I can't leave them to die.
-Luckily Shades accounted for my heroics.
-He needs me to get back quickly though.
-Not sure if there are any REAL calculations.
-Jane and Jake are moving in onto my roguey turf.
-As in they went rogue, but the Striders got it.
-Competent, fully cooperative player drunk girl, right here.
-Shades may be taking a shot...
-Nah, I'm good!
-...unfortunately, yes, I am too sober for this.
Meaning
Shades!!!! Been a while.
Awwww, he's worried. And maybe passive aggressive, unsure. Also we had some trouble entering the game, I guess?
But it worked out! We're good!!!!
Significant Negative: History Lesson
Referenced here
So this is Roxy, about ten, talking with Dirk online over several weeks as they finally figure out how to really Google dig for important info on What Happened. There's...there's several pages and it's a while story, so bullet points.
Break Down
-Her Imperious Condescension/The Condesce/Batterwitch/Baroness is also the CEO of Crocker Corp, a baking/tech company.
-This was known, and not a surprise.
-Also not a surprise that this is the same Crockercrop that Jane is heiress to, but they know she doesn't realize it.
-She came around some time early 19th century and married a Colonel Sassacre and adopted two children.
-They believe one was Jade English, Jake's grandmother.
-So Jane is like...maybe related to Jake? With adoption?
-This is hard to confirm.
-Anyway, Crockercorp slowly takes over the corporate scene.
-Condesce only reveals herself on November 11, 2011.
-By then, it was too late.
-There were rebel forces that tried though.
-Jade English had a rival company and took the name of English, someone who the Batterwitch feared, just to stick it to her.
-Dave Strider, Dirk's Bro, made shitty movies and merch and basically did everything he could to mock her.
-Rose Lalonde wrote her books which had subtle hints of what was to happen in hindsight.
-John Crocker may or may not have been a comedian just in a fit of rebellion of the normal child variety, or because fuck global take over.
-Anyway, the efforts didn't work.
-Also there was ton of brainwashing things in Crocker stuff. The tech, the food, E V E R Y T H I N G to make people more pliant.
-Guy Fieri was a plant, got himself onto the Supreme Court, then became the Chaplain of Interstellar war. Is considered the third Antichrist.
-Media became as serious as politics and the Condesce used it.
-2024 is the last election of the free world.
-Insane Clown Posse was elected as dual presidents.
-George Washington may have had prophetic dreams, but everyone thought he was on drugs when he talked about adding stuff to not elect bard like fellows.
-The juggalo party happened at some point.
-Also fuck Faygo.
-Dave and Rose have enough.
-Dave cuts down ICP on top of the white house and flies off on a shitty skateboard.
-Rose kills Guy Fieri at Niagara Falls and rides his body down the blood falls.
-They disappear officially, but rumors say they went to confront the Condesce. This did not go well.
-Things get worse.
-The Condesce bans reproduction and instead forces people to donate genetic material to drones to keep up the population.
-Kids are spawned and cloned and experimented on.
-She tries to change their blood color. It was a horrifically bad idea and many died.
-She tried to give human children to lusus monsters from her world, who ate the human children.
-She makes robot ones to raise the kids instead.
-She tries to use a lot of bio things for a while that just kills more humans, so she replaces with robotic ones.
-So much tyrannical ruling.
-People die in droves because she takes out her frustrations on them.
-Eventually the world floods completely and all the humans die off.
-Carapacian Colonnies are made and the aliens moved here. They are more obedient.
-And this happened because, in theory, something happened on her homeworld.
-Callie fills in a few holes.
-The Condesce race is called trolls, her planet is Alternia. It's vague at this point, but trolls DID have a lot of symbiosis going on.
-But Callie doesn't say what happened on homeworld.
-They theorize that the Condesce 'pet' might have something to do with it.
-It SOUNDS like an elder god.
-Everytime the Condesce tries to clone her own people on Earth, the thing slaughters them psychically.
-There are many creatures from her homeworld that she brought on an ark, so something probably wiped them out.
-She's the only troll left.
-She also has a CRAZY AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT POWERS.
Meaning
WELP.
That's certainly some shit that happened. ):
None of it is truly a surprise for Roxy, it just gives her details of the big picture she had mostly figured out.
Special Skill: Appearification
Suddenly a strangely intuitive understanding of Importance Of Objects In Their Continued Timeline, space, and time. It's teleporting objects that would no longer cause a paradox. It's...it's weird. Sometimes it let's Roxy key into objects that are important, but it's a gut feeling more than a true awareness. She just knows she can't really take that thing. Also kind of useless in Kyriakos because unstable.