Memory 22, 23
Aug. 6th, 2014 11:12 pmNeutral Neutral: DAT WIZARD
From here to here.
Break Down
-In my house.
-Layout is the same but the STUFF is all different.
-There's less cluttered machine parts and boxes and windows, and more like this.
-Also this firefly is Callie.
-I apparently understand Morse code now.
-'NO'
-'BUT LET'S KEEP GOING'
-I appear to be in new clothes and I don't know why.
-'IT APPEARS TO BE THE OUTFIT OF A FASHIONABLE SCIENCE WOMAN?'
-I can do sexy science lady.
-=O
-=O =O =O =O =O
-OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
-DAT WIZARD!
-'UM'
-':U'
-BUT SERIOUSLY OMG DAT WIZARD.
-LOW RES WALL PAPER SAVED SHITTILY AND PRINTED WITH BAD PROPORTIONS.
-IN A SOLID GOLD FRAME.
-AND THIS FUCKING THING IS GLORIOUS IN IT'S SHITTY WIZARDLYNESS.
-WHOEVER DID IT IS A GENIUS.
-'YES, BUT WE HAVE TO GO'
-Yes, yes, coming Callie, just smelling the roses.
-Or rather, ogling shitty wizard pictures.
-Omg, all these wizards are SO FUCKING CHOICE.
-'THEN HURRY UP'
-Gotta keep up with Callie.
-Wait.
-There's someone else here.
-Wait up, Callie.
-Sneaking around.
-'THIS WAY'
-Something around that corner and...there's hair and horns, she almost CERTAIN there is.
-Is the Batterwitch here? In my house?
-'REMEMBER, YOU'RE ONLY DREAMING'
-'ALL THAT YOU SEE IS COMING FROM YOUR MEMORIES AND SUBCONSCIOUS'
-Right.
-Just a dream.
-Uuuugh, my dream nerves are a wreck.
-Wonder if there's booze.
-NO.
-DON'T FALL OFF THE DREAM WAGON.
-'SHHHHH!'
-'THROUGH HERE'
-'WE WILL HAVE MORE PRIVACY HERE'
-What's more private about the observatory than the rest of my house?
-'NOT EXACTLY'
Things Others May Noticew
-Why yes, Roxy has a drinking problem.
-She realized this at some point.
-She didn't want to fall off that wagon. '-'
Meaning
Basically, ROXY LOVES WIZARDS.
SHE LOVES SHITTY WIZARDS.
Something is super hilarious about SUPER SHITTY WIZARDS in really over the top frames.
Also this is some more dream talking, I guess? Which is questionable. This isn't how my house is. The Batterwitch shouldn't be here. Maybe it's because Calliope was here? Maybe if this is when I met Callie in that dream, maybe it's from Rose? Still brings up the question of the Batterwitch...
...what dream wagon. What does it have to do with booze... '-'
+LOVE FOR SHITTY WIZARDS.
+Becoming slowly aware that her drinking is, in fact, A Problem.
Negative Trivial: fuuuuuuuck AAAAAAAAAAALL YAAAAAAAAAAALL
From here to here.
Break Down
-In a pretty, pretty place of old structures made of purple material in pretty clothes.
-Black Carapacians EVERYWHERE in dapper as fuck suits jackets.
-I am also wearing a ring and feeling all...voidy.
-And appear to be invisible, casually walking amongst them, being very careful not to touch them.
-Walking on bridge railings just cause.
-Tapping away on a grey device with a smoking pipe on it.
-Talking to Jake!
-Talking about my spy shenanigans.
-I am even dressed to kill, I could be the best spy lady.
-Seducing all the Carapacian men for secrets.
-Except that is probably not a good idea and really shouldn't try.
-How would it even work, they don't wear pants, they got nothing to work with.
-Yeah, okay, enough about chess men dong.
-And I'm still kind of annoyed at Jake for ruining Janey's bday!
-You're gonna have to make up for that!
-And if you want to talk about things with Dirk, I guess we could talk about that?
-(It's uncomfortable and kind of hurts to talk about DirkJake.)
-But fuck it.
-I will fix all these goddamn relationship problems single handedly if I got too.
-I will save all three of you dumb teens from your own burning building of RELATIONSHIP FAILURE.
-Because I am apparently the only reasonable one here.
-(Annoyance is growing as the conversation goes on.)
-But for right now we need to do ACTION.
-We have a big battle tomorrow we need to prepare for.
-Jake needs to get to Prospit.
-And I'll just....tell you what you need to do there later.
-'-'
-But we should also get gear together.
-And I think you would be very good at putting together this sick gear, Jake.
-Jake.
-Jake?
-Jakey Jake Jake?
-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
-OMFG WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING ME TODAY.
-Yes, I am literally invisible, but you should be getting my messages.
-I don't care what void shit I am doing, you guys need to be answering me.
-RUDE!
-THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!
-FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAALL Y'AAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!
Things to Note
-There is so much frustration here for all her joking.
Meaning
So Roxy's day has been sucking. First Jane had a freak out, Roxy was captured by the Batterwitch, she had to escape (and Robin will figure out this is her escaping because she's mentioned Jane's birthday before) with NONE OF HER FRIENDS REALIZING SHE'S BEEN CAPTURED, somehow got a magic ring which was nice, but literally none of her friends are picking up when she's trying to tell them everything is going to hell and they need to go commit suicide for godtier.
She is INFINITELY FRUSTRATED and annoyed and kind of hurt. She was CAPTURED, goddammit, and no one noticed, and everyone is so involved in their own problems when bad things could have happened to her, and are going to go down.
Still loves her friends and is GOING TO SIT THEIR ASSES DOWN TO TALK because omfg, this is just ridiculous.
But Robin is gonna put together that oh. Oh, she had been captured. By the Batterwitch. And apparently no one noticed because haha, their own problems. It kind of hurts. ):
+Bitterness for feeling invisible.
+Fuck personal problems when there's real danger to be dealt with.
+MAYBE I STILL JUST SIT EVERYONE THE FUCK DOWN AND MAKE THEM WORK IT OUT tendencies.
From here to here.
Break Down
-In my house.
-Layout is the same but the STUFF is all different.
-There's less cluttered machine parts and boxes and windows, and more like this.
-Also this firefly is Callie.
-I apparently understand Morse code now.
-'NO'
-'BUT LET'S KEEP GOING'
-I appear to be in new clothes and I don't know why.
-'IT APPEARS TO BE THE OUTFIT OF A FASHIONABLE SCIENCE WOMAN?'
-I can do sexy science lady.
-=O
-=O =O =O =O =O
-OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
-DAT WIZARD!
-'UM'
-':U'
-BUT SERIOUSLY OMG DAT WIZARD.
-LOW RES WALL PAPER SAVED SHITTILY AND PRINTED WITH BAD PROPORTIONS.
-IN A SOLID GOLD FRAME.
-AND THIS FUCKING THING IS GLORIOUS IN IT'S SHITTY WIZARDLYNESS.
-WHOEVER DID IT IS A GENIUS.
-'YES, BUT WE HAVE TO GO'
-Yes, yes, coming Callie, just smelling the roses.
-Or rather, ogling shitty wizard pictures.
-Omg, all these wizards are SO FUCKING CHOICE.
-'THEN HURRY UP'
-Gotta keep up with Callie.
-Wait.
-There's someone else here.
-Wait up, Callie.
-Sneaking around.
-'THIS WAY'
-Something around that corner and...there's hair and horns, she almost CERTAIN there is.
-Is the Batterwitch here? In my house?
-'REMEMBER, YOU'RE ONLY DREAMING'
-'ALL THAT YOU SEE IS COMING FROM YOUR MEMORIES AND SUBCONSCIOUS'
-Right.
-Just a dream.
-Uuuugh, my dream nerves are a wreck.
-Wonder if there's booze.
-NO.
-DON'T FALL OFF THE DREAM WAGON.
-'SHHHHH!'
-'THROUGH HERE'
-'WE WILL HAVE MORE PRIVACY HERE'
-What's more private about the observatory than the rest of my house?
-'NOT EXACTLY'
Things Others May Noticew
-Why yes, Roxy has a drinking problem.
-She realized this at some point.
-She didn't want to fall off that wagon. '-'
Meaning
Basically, ROXY LOVES WIZARDS.
SHE LOVES SHITTY WIZARDS.
Something is super hilarious about SUPER SHITTY WIZARDS in really over the top frames.
Also this is some more dream talking, I guess? Which is questionable. This isn't how my house is. The Batterwitch shouldn't be here. Maybe it's because Calliope was here? Maybe if this is when I met Callie in that dream, maybe it's from Rose? Still brings up the question of the Batterwitch...
...what dream wagon. What does it have to do with booze... '-'
+LOVE FOR SHITTY WIZARDS.
+Becoming slowly aware that her drinking is, in fact, A Problem.
Negative Trivial: fuuuuuuuck AAAAAAAAAAALL YAAAAAAAAAAALL
From here to here.
Break Down
-In a pretty, pretty place of old structures made of purple material in pretty clothes.
-Black Carapacians EVERYWHERE in dapper as fuck suits jackets.
-I am also wearing a ring and feeling all...voidy.
-And appear to be invisible, casually walking amongst them, being very careful not to touch them.
-Walking on bridge railings just cause.
-Tapping away on a grey device with a smoking pipe on it.
-Talking to Jake!
-Talking about my spy shenanigans.
-I am even dressed to kill, I could be the best spy lady.
-Seducing all the Carapacian men for secrets.
-Except that is probably not a good idea and really shouldn't try.
-How would it even work, they don't wear pants, they got nothing to work with.
-Yeah, okay, enough about chess men dong.
-And I'm still kind of annoyed at Jake for ruining Janey's bday!
-You're gonna have to make up for that!
-And if you want to talk about things with Dirk, I guess we could talk about that?
-(It's uncomfortable and kind of hurts to talk about DirkJake.)
-But fuck it.
-I will fix all these goddamn relationship problems single handedly if I got too.
-I will save all three of you dumb teens from your own burning building of RELATIONSHIP FAILURE.
-Because I am apparently the only reasonable one here.
-(Annoyance is growing as the conversation goes on.)
-But for right now we need to do ACTION.
-We have a big battle tomorrow we need to prepare for.
-Jake needs to get to Prospit.
-And I'll just....tell you what you need to do there later.
-'-'
-But we should also get gear together.
-And I think you would be very good at putting together this sick gear, Jake.
-Jake.
-Jake?
-Jakey Jake Jake?
-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
-OMFG WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING ME TODAY.
-Yes, I am literally invisible, but you should be getting my messages.
-I don't care what void shit I am doing, you guys need to be answering me.
-RUDE!
-THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!
-FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAALL Y'AAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!
Things to Note
-There is so much frustration here for all her joking.
Meaning
So Roxy's day has been sucking. First Jane had a freak out, Roxy was captured by the Batterwitch, she had to escape (and Robin will figure out this is her escaping because she's mentioned Jane's birthday before) with NONE OF HER FRIENDS REALIZING SHE'S BEEN CAPTURED, somehow got a magic ring which was nice, but literally none of her friends are picking up when she's trying to tell them everything is going to hell and they need to go commit suicide for godtier.
She is INFINITELY FRUSTRATED and annoyed and kind of hurt. She was CAPTURED, goddammit, and no one noticed, and everyone is so involved in their own problems when bad things could have happened to her, and are going to go down.
Still loves her friends and is GOING TO SIT THEIR ASSES DOWN TO TALK because omfg, this is just ridiculous.
But Robin is gonna put together that oh. Oh, she had been captured. By the Batterwitch. And apparently no one noticed because haha, their own problems. It kind of hurts. ):
+Bitterness for feeling invisible.
+Fuck personal problems when there's real danger to be dealt with.
+MAYBE I STILL JUST SIT EVERYONE THE FUCK DOWN AND MAKE THEM WORK IT OUT tendencies.