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Mundane Skill: Housework

It's pretty straight forward. Roxy knows how to properly take care of a house! Competently because she took care of her own house for her whole life. She also knows how to cook properly now! However, there are a few limitations.

One, she can bake. She can actually bake rather well because she hung around with Jane for months, she learned how to bake stuff.

Two, the thing she's best at cooking is Pumpkin and seafood. As in, she knows right away what she can prepare.

Three, everything else is...variable. Some stuff she knows how to cook because yay Jane, yay Jake, yay fresh ingredients to actually COOK WITH. So she got to learn some other stuff. But often times she will not know how to cook a thing specifically and will need to experiment how to cook it. She won't burn down the kitchen, but some stuff will not be success. She's particularly bad with spices because very limited exposure.


Neutral Positive: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider.

From here to here.
As a note, she is on her phone twice while walking around here. The text isn't readable, but it's a mess of pink and dark green, and a mess of pink and cyan.

Break Down
-SO MANY KITTIES.
-They all have four eyes.
-They are super friendly and cute and KINDA ANNOYING RIGHT NOW.
-There is still a feeling of drunkness.
-There is also a feeling of SAD, though she doesn't know why.
-There is an instinctive knowing that these are cloned mutant cats and they bred way too much.
-THere are literally TONS OF CATS.
-Is in a huuuuuuuge lab with a lot of machines and such around, as well as a huge grid of the green power boxes in her house.
-Looking for the TRANSMATERIALIZER.
-Does not know why she is at this time. (Cat death laaaater.)
-Hears noises in the distance and the cats are getting nervous.
-Knows she's not alone.
-There is minor fear, but mostly there is just a feeling of caution and knowing she shouldn't linger too much.
-There is a machine here she's never figured out the purpose of.
-The screens are blacked out, either because of the damage or because of the voidy blackout bullshit that follows her.
-At some point, chatting on the phone (despite knowing she shouldn't linger).
-(WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER THOSE TALKS, JEGUS SHARDS.)
-Here is the lab Appearifier.
-It was used to make the mutant cats.
-She had to use another appearifier to make the paradox slime from her cat to make the mutant cats.
-She couldn't use this appearifier because it's locked onto her mom.
-Blacked out screen again.
-Which sucks because it means she couldn't investigate her mom's past. ):
-Or her death. ):
-But right now it's locked onto her childhood.
-OH, WHILE I'M HERE.
-I need to get a DNA sample of my mom for Shenanigans.
-Messes with some buttons and a green blob shaped like a young girl appears.
-Younger than her since this is thirteen year old Rose, so shorter.
-The goo is expected, it'd be a time paradox to bring her kid mom to her time.
-The scarf is not expected. =O
-The collapsing goo is expected.
-Poor mom probably has no idea what happened to her scarf.
-It's kind of exciting. ='D
-So gonna wear that scarf, no matter how mom-gooey it is.
-But first, goo!
-Throws out bottle and-
-The...goo doesn't turn into a card.
-Just goes into the bottle.
-And the bottle falls.
-....
-Huh.
-Go just....sort of...pick it up.
-I guess.
-(So weird)
-Well, at least it disappears again after I grab it.
-Man, it's too bad our only pony in the universe is too small to ride, I bet I would look awesome riding a pony in this scarf.
-Oh well, I AM GOING TO WEAR THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BALLER SCARF ANYWAY.
-I look awesome in it.

Meaning
I have so many cats and they're so adorable! <3~ (And they all died in a fiery, painful death as my universe exploded.)

Roxy will realize this probably explains her love of science. She was very familiar with the lab. And the cats. So many cats. Cats she apparently made with ectobiology which will probably make NO SENSE FOR ANYONE ELSE TAKING THIS MEMORY, but it makes sense with Roxy. Basically, she took one cat and SOMEHOW made a breedable species of mutant cats. (Which is not an easy feat genetics wise.) It somehow involves time travel.

And while she's got something kind of depressing her while shes' wandering around, the cats do make her happy if they weren't all rubbing up on her. They know her and they're soft. And then. AND THEN THERE'S THE SCARF.

It's her mom's scarf. Heirlooms are very important to Roxy and while she knew it was her mom's scarf from a previous memory, she now knows it's definitely hers and she may have stole it. Which is kind of hilarious! Nothing like trolling family members, because her mom kind of trolls her with stuff she left.

And...it's nice to think something she did might have affected her mom, instead of her mom just affecting her. It's as close of interaction as she could get then with her mom. (It's the closest interaction she ever had with her mom.)

Also there is danger in her Neighborhood beyond giant blasting robots. She is not sure what this danger is, though she may suspect one of the possibilities.


Neutral Negative: the crocker switchboard is LIGHTING UP today

From here to here.
Only privy to the chats that involve her pink.

Break Down
-GOOD GOD WHAT IS EVEN WRONG WITH MY HEAD.
-Everything hurts and sucks and nothing is good bluh bluh
-Am laying on a navy stone slab with the void symbol on it.
-That is floating in the middle of a big...empty....room thingy.
-With a lot of chains and shit and is really big.
-Dirk looks about as good as I feel.
-Is on a maroon slab with some weird hearty symbol on it.
-Pestering Janey.
-Who also feels like shit.
-Presumably we all feel like shit.
-Asking if she offed herself.
-Yeah, don't do that yet, I need bestie support since I'm the only one Jake it talking to on his self loathing tour.
-Jane and Jake are also on stone beds...somewhere else.
-Jake wants me to relay an apology to Jane because he's too scared too.
-Janey wants to avoid the tell them I said phone tag and that is sane.
-They can talk after they're dead.
-Things are totally fine over here (no they're not)
-No progress on the dying front.
-Dirk probably doesn't want to stab me with his manime sword.
-Waiting around for buddymurder or to off one's self is awkward and kind of a drag and headaches don't help.
-All of this is dumb.
-So dumb.
-(Forever casually talking about KILLING HERSELF OR GETTING MURDERED.)
-Candy addled selves did not think this through.
-(Oh hey, timeline!)
-Trickster mode suuuuuuucks.
-And god, I am sad now.
-Fefeta exploded. ):
-There are...so many sad feelings.
-She was sweet and perfect and my friend. ):
-Would talk and talk about her life as two troll ladies.
-(What)
-I am pretty sure I am cursed.
-I keep accidentally killing my cats. ):
-Or my half cat girls.
-Who are also part sea princess and alien ghost.
-(What)
-Man that doesn't even make sense.
-Can we have a funeral after we godtier? ):
-Janey agrees, best friend.
-Always wanted to go a funeral because I want to honor the memory of people.
-Never did that for Frigglish, and I should have. ):
-(Oh, I named a...cat? after my fav book character.)
-Aaaaaand now Jake is asking me to relay an apology to Dirk.
-Dirk said some stuff while we were telling him to dance...?
-Jake ran away to LOMAX instead of telling Dirk he wanted some space and oooooh, relationship troubles.
-gdi Jake, after all your bravery talk, going for double apologies?
-He is not ready for the talks, his head hurts, and his grandma's skull based computing technology is a brain fucker.
-(Huh)
-Unfortunately I can't relay an apology to Dirk because I am not talking to him for reasons. ):
-I am a shitty friend.
-Oh my god, Jake.
-Relay an apology from Jake to Jane to give to Dirk because they're talking.
-She'd probably be a sport and they can bond over him being a douchemuffin to them.
-And maybe I could ask Jane to apologize to Dirk for me too.
-Oh my god, Jake, Jakey Jake, you are the most ridiculous boy and it's hard to not be cheered by your ridiculousness.
-Relay the apologies and douchemuffin bonding to Jane.
-I HELLIES IMPARTIAL, YOU ARE ALL RIDIC.
-Jane saying Dirk and her were already bonding.
-But kinda mean to say so won't tell Jake.
-They're talking about stuff they should have talked about before (and not me.)
-Also telling Jane how Jake wants me to ask her to relay a message for me to Dirk because RIDIC BOY.
-Crocker switchboard LIGHTING UP.
-But the reason I need a message relayed to Dirk is because I can't bring myself to talk to him.
-He may or may not have a bone to pick with me.
-But yeah, mostly me feeling like a total tool and terrible. ):

Meaning
SO TIMELINE! Candy mode is called Trickster. Trickster happens after Calliope dream talk. Somehow escape jail. TRICKSTER HAPPENS. Now we're on godtier slabs.

Also a lot of references to things. Dirk and Jake's relationships went on the rocks, Jake was somehow a jerk to both Dirk AND Jane, Dirk is obviously to do with poor communication, unsure on the Jane front. Probably not just that she was rejected? Might have tried to correct him on that.

Also Frigglish is a cat and definitely dead. Maybe my main cat that vanished?

ALSO SWEET, PRECIOUS, DEAR FEFETA IS DEAD! D= D= D= No, this is immensely distressing, Roxy is just like hiding most of it like she does. She really cared deeply for Fefeta and it HURTS she's gone.

Also she may be cursed when it comes to cats. DS MAY NOT BE SAFE. D=

Fefeta was a cat girl sea princess troll alien ghost thing? UNSURE HOW THIS HAPPENED? Might talk to Wren about it because they were apparently two trolls and what. (She...she is trying to not think that Fefeta was her sprite because...reasons.)

Feeling like the world's shittiest friend because I did terrible thing to Dirk and I'm feeling terrible.

Jake and Jane are UTTER CUTIES AND WONDERFUL THOUGH. Even if they feel like crap and are miserable and might have been assholes.

+10000 WHATEVER about dying as long as she's coming back, but damn is it awk.


Trivial Negative: the jakestakes

This page.

Break Down
-BACK IN THE LAB.
-Still drunk.
-(Oh hey, here's one of those conversations I couldn't remember with the other memory.)
-Jake can't get in contact with Dirk and is not happy with Shades.
-God Jake, I'm fuck deep in meowcats.
-I'm busy dude, what do you need.
-Jake just wants to be able to talk to him today and not Shades especially with Shades playing up the Hal 9000 schtick.
-Jake is worried Dirk is avoiding him.
-Nah, Dirk is probably just biding his time for CONFESSION.
-Oooooh, Jake had a dream too.
-After being coldclocked by Dirk's roughhouse droid.
-Because that is a thing.
-But Jake dream!
-He thinks he dreamed the GIRL OF HIS DREAMS and she had horns and a blue dress and may have been a spidery vampire and NO.
-NO NO NO.
-YOU ARE NOT GETTING A TROLL INVOLVED IN THIS JAKE.
-I'm having trouble keeping track of the Jakestakes as is.
-There are too many.
-Yes, good, just think she's a fake girl, I am sure that is true, and this is in no way more game fuckery.
-Had Jane talked to him?
-About feelings?
-Nope.
-GO TALK TO HER JAKE! BECAUSE REASONS!
-Jake suspects this might have to do with the romantic feelings she eluded to earlier that she totally didn't elude to earlier.
-Jake thinks he's been noticing people fancying him, but unsure if that's not just him stroking his own ego or something.
-But yes, gather up that courage and talk to Jane!
-Ah shit, there's the sound in the lab, GOTTA GO.

Meaning
There may or may not be more aliens involved in dreams.

Actually, WHY THE HELL ARE THERE SO MANY TROLLS INVOLVED? ARE THEY THE LAST SURVIVORS? WHY THE HELL WERE TROLLS FUSED TOGETHER AND WHY IS THERE TROLLS IN JAKE'S DREAMS? These are serious questions. (And making Roxy worry about Wren because wow, not only Condy left?)

But seriously, Jake and his romantic prospects are the most ridiculous thing and she just wants it to end and no, Robin knows it won't because it's gonna blow up somehow with Dirk AND Jane and poor Jake. ):

Basically romance is complicated and annoying.

Also, Shades likes Hal 9000. Huh. She actually knows that now because Otacon explained it.

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